top ten most abysmal dive bars in williamsburg

Skinny Dennis - only been there once and it was sort of during the pandemic. hated it. never been back.

Horses and Divorces - i was touched inappropriately without my consent here. the sidewalk seating is pure chaos. the pool table is free though.

East River Bar - awful music and inconvenient location.

Thief - not really a dive and also probably technically in greenpoint but anyway i don’t like it.

George and Jacks - this place is fine. don’t eat the pop corn.

Rocka Rolla - i actually love this bar. worst bathrooms though.

Lucky Dog - not as many dogs as you’d think. this ain’t no dog beach.

Union Pool - great bar and kudos for also having a music venue. taco truck is undeniable. i’ve taken my parents here.

The West - stumbling distance from my apartment. great yard.

The Levee - perfect bar imo. no notes.